http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ Best postings from craigslist.org, selected by readers en-us Copyright &copy; 2012 craigslist, inc. robot@craigslist.org robot@craigslist.org http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ Best of Craigslist Collection 2009-11-21T16:40:03-05:00 2 daily http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sbn/1476592349.html Look, I'll cut to the chase. I just need some help around my house. <br> <br> Duties of a man-servant include, but are not limited to the following: <br> - Daily trash removal <br> - Back rubs <br> - Daily cleaning of litter boxes <br> - Sponge baths <br> - Preparation of lights meals and snacks <br> - Gratuitous compliments about how great I look in my penguin pajamas <br> <br> In addition, a man-servant will have to be able to handle the following: <br> - Watching me dance around (without pants on) to show tunes <br> - Wearing a bedazzled loincloth while performing chores <br> - Occasional sexual harassment <br> - The sound of a whip cracking <br> <br> Salary is negotiable and bonuses are available depending on how special you've made me feel by the end of the day. <br> <br> If you're interested, please contact me as soon as possible. I'll need to fit you for the loincloth and then bedazzle it by hand before you can start. <br> <br> ~Trish <br><br><ul> <li> Location: South Bend Area <li>it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests <li> Compensation: Negotiable </ul> robot@craigslist.org 2009-11-21T16:40:03-05:00 Copyright &copy; 2012 craigslist, inc. http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sbn/1476592349.html Man-Servant Needed text