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20 Feb 2010 - Broken and not sure if I can be put back together
20 Feb 2010 - UT Girls Not Brave Enough for Secluded Campus Encounters - m4w
06 Feb 2010 - please help me win my wife back
25 Jan 2010 - to the person who stole my laundry detergent
26 Nov 2009 - To the hipster dude who did my lesbian roommate that one time
10 Nov 2009 - Drunk girl wrangler
08 Oct 2009 - Sing to me, O Muse, seductively sibilant strains, inspiring my spirit
21 Sep 2009 - Hipster girls of Austin - m4w
20 Jul 2009 - Coffin
11 Jul 2009 - Planned Parenthood protestors - w4m
06 Jun 2009 - 300 Stuffed Penguins Free to Good Home
14 Apr 2009 - I woke up to shit-vomit
06 Apr 2009 - How to write a successful W4W personal ad
12 Jan 2009 - 1978 Triumph Spitfire
16 Dec 2008 - a letter from a shelter manager
15 Dec 2008 - RAT IN SUV
24 Oct 2008 - Hideous, Mean, Saggy-titted Cur
23 Sep 2008 - PHOTOSHOP WIZ NEEDED ASAP
03 Jun 2008 - rocketship/boat/race car/fort/house/time machine
24 Mar 2008 - Dear Cat,
11 Mar 2008 - Mom, I know you're there.
04 Mar 2008 - Awesome handstitched rug made from ex's fave shirts.
18 Feb 2008 - Pheromone Assault - m4w
31 Jan 2008 - Seeking hardworking service providers...
17 Dec 2007 - My Missed Connection with Hard-Earned Cervical Annihilation. - w4m
19 Oct 2007 - Frankenpick
18 Oct 2007 - Calling all Roys or Troys or LeRoys
10 Sep 2007 - Why we should hang out: a mathematical proof
26 Aug 2007 - An Open Letter to Bi-curious Drunk Girls
25 Jun 2007 - Wanfu Date Farts - w4m
02 May 2007 - True Story: Battle Asses.
20 Apr 2007 - Meet Your Three New Best Friends!
19 Apr 2007 - To the guy who had sex last night in front of my house
19 Nov 2006 - You might be creeped out. It's talk and type software - w4m
10 Aug 2006 - 7 out of 8 ain't bad...
02 Aug 2006 - Gently Used
12 May 2006 - Good lays are hard to find.
09 May 2006 - Fuck you, chores
01 Apr 2006 - Still trying to sell this piece of crap
09 Mar 2006 - Austin Rants & Raves In a Nutshell
21 Feb 2006 - PLEASE take my Jesus Plates
15 Jan 2006 - The Effects of Celibacy
22 Dec 2005 - new year's resolutions for the single straight male diner - m4w
15 Nov 2005 - why does this piss me off so much? GET IT RIGHT...
18 Oct 2005 - Die Spinny Hubcap Thingys!!
09 Oct 2005 - Please Date My Human Companion
24 Sep 2005 - Witty statement or question that attracts your attention
11 Sep 2005 - Craig’s List Top 10 M4W Personal Ads
02 Sep 2005 - To the waitress that I disgraced
13 Aug 2005 - Stupid People Will Inherit the Earth
09 Aug 2005 - Cute bitch sitting shotgun in my bad ass Lincloln - m4w
07 Aug 2005 - Single Blue Bike seeks someone to ride her - VINTAGE
06 Jul 2005 - My Roommate and his Loathsome Cat
06 Jul 2005 - Lazy girl seeks same in boy form
30 Jun 2005 - Re: Rant: My sex drive
29 Jun 2005 - You were Dumpster-Diving at the Goodwill off Lake Austin Blvd. - m4w
24 Jun 2005 - Breaking up with I-35
18 Jun 2005 - for the guy who yelled to me as I rode my scooter
17 Jun 2005 - Gaping Axe Wound Seeks Mental Midget
14 Jun 2005 - An Open Letter to Danica Patrick
01 May 2005 - Dear men who want me to assfuck you, - w4m
28 Apr 2005 - Missed Connection: Your face and my crotch - m4w
22 Apr 2005 - So here is how my day went...
16 Apr 2005 - Big-Dick LIARS
10 Apr 2005 - Goodnight Austin
28 Mar 2005 - To The Nudist Who Keeps Calling About My Room
25 Mar 2005 - I love you
24 Mar 2005 - pooping at work
11 Mar 2005 - So I fell in love with a drummer...
09 Jan 2005 - Fuck you Cell phone. Fuck you lamppost.
23 Dec 2004 - Did somebody says boobies?
08 Dec 2004 - RANT: The Myth of the Nice Guy Finishing Last
07 Dec 2004 - Rant: I’m a cranky Jew
06 Dec 2004 - RANT: The Manager's Revenge--An Open Letter
19 Nov 2004 - How many lesbians does it take...
14 May 2004 - Dear Mr. Maintenance
02 May 2004 - My 9 step plan for the perfect blind date
02 Apr 2004 - The Pixies. Not At Stubb's. Again.
23 Mar 2004 - seeking 6 20-something BM thieves (or anyone who can identify them) - w4m
02 Sep 2003 - rude female driver